PorkSpork is a music review site. We report somewhat legitimate stories on very legitimate musicians. We have a lot of opinions and, more importantly, we share them.
Contact us through the "Contact Us" button on the home page. That button is easier to find than the FAQ button, but good on you for using your resources.
Hopefully, you don't. PorkSpork is a parody website offering satirical articles on fake celebrities and reviews of music. Like opinions, but not harmful ones. All interviews are fictional.
We have a lot of opinions. We share them.