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Who are you?

PorkSpork is a music review site. We report somewhat legitimate stories on very legitimate musicians. We have a lot of opinions and, more importantly, we share them.

How do I contact you?

Contact us through the "Contact Us" button on the home page. That button is easier to find than the FAQ button, but good on you for using your resources.

How do I sue you?

Hopefully, you don't. PorkSpork is a parody website offering satirical articles on fake celebrities and reviews of music. Like opinions, but not harmful ones. All interviews are fictional.

Why did you rate [music] like that?

We have a lot of opinions. We share them.