Lil Tay Isn’t Answering Our Communication Requests and Neither Is My Father
We are hopeful that she will eventually respond to our requests, just as I am hopeful to hear soon from my father.
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Silicon Valley (And Music)’s Hottest Love Square
This is fuckin crazy
Read moreWhen’s Someone Gonna Pony Up and Give Abbey Road The Bad Review it Deserves?
No one has the utter gall to say what I’m about to: Abbey Road was a goddamned insult to the concept of music.
Read moreMilennials are Killing The Michael Bolton Industry
Bolton, famed for his iconic, smooth voice and romanticized ballads, has become irrelevant in today’s society.
Read moreKendrick Wins Pulitzer for DAMN. As If To Pimp A Butterfly Wasn’t Good Enough???
Porkspork is not calling anyone out in this article, but did The Pulitzer Prize Board actually listen to the album?
Read moreMacklemore’s Anti-LGBT Poem
Macklemore was forcibly removed from the stage and banned from the venue.
Read moreReview: 30 Seconds to Mars – America
The group endeavors further into the oft-rewarding world of electronic pop-rock with their fifth studio album.
Read moreNPR Defunded Following Hobo Johnson “Tiny Desk” Win
While the purported “music” video allegedly contains some of the common gestures of performance, it is unclear whether the meandering, disjointed vocalizations of the frontman are artistically derived or intended only to disturb.
Read moreFather John Misty Excommunicated By The Catholic Church
Sad news for fans of both Father John Misty and Catholicism.
Read moreReview: Escape to Margaritaville
Escape to Margaritaville: The Musical is Broadway’s new “sure thing.”
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