The Best Radiohead Songs to Top the Charts
With so many chart-toppers, it’s hard to pick the best.
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Ranking The Beatles’ Albums from Best to Worst
Beatles albums are like assholes. Everybody has an opinion on them.
Read moreShould Maroon 5 be “Cancelled” Over Adam Levine’s Cannibalism Rant?
Levine’s management, when prompted for response, would only confirm that eating human flesh is not, in fact, technically disallowed in the United States.
Read moreI listened to nothing but Outkast’s “Hey Ya” for a week
This is what happened.
Read moreIn New Interview, Billy Corgan Talks Politics
Corgan identified himself in the interview as aligning with a burgeoning branch of the libertarian party, known as the libaldtarians.
Read moreLil Tay Isn’t Answering Our Communication Requests and Neither Is My Father
We are hopeful that she will eventually respond to our requests, just as I am hopeful to hear soon from my father.
Read moreWhen’s Someone Gonna Pony Up and Give Abbey Road The Bad Review it Deserves?
No one has the utter gall to say what I’m about to: Abbey Road was a goddamned insult to the concept of music.
Read moreMilennials are Killing The Michael Bolton Industry
Bolton, famed for his iconic, smooth voice and romanticized ballads, has become irrelevant in today’s society.
Read moreKendrick Wins Pulitzer for DAMN. As If To Pimp A Butterfly Wasn’t Good Enough???
Porkspork is not calling anyone out in this article, but did The Pulitzer Prize Board actually listen to the album?
Read moreWhat Your Local Barista is Listening to
“what the fuck is my barista listening to?”
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